Archive - The Idiot Box

January 2025

The Official Trump Administration Longevity Predictions (Part 2)

The When, Why, and How of Every Trump Cabinet Member's Eventual Firing

Jan 23

Elon Musk, Ronald "Mac" MacDonald, And That Thing That Happens When Fake Bullshit Crashes Into Reality

Jan 17

In Defense of Old TV

A Couple Years Ago I Started Watching TV Shows That Ended Before I Was Born. It's Been Revelatory.

Jan 15

The Official 2025 Trump Administration Longevity Predictions (Part 1)

A Comprehensive Prediction On When, How, and Why Each Trump Nomination Will Be Fired

Jan 13

The "Annex Canada" Stuff Is A Test And You're Failing

It's Going To Be A Long Four Years

Jan 9

Keeping Tabs On Matt Gaetz

Just What Is Our Could-Have-Been Attorney General Been Up To Lately?

Jan 6

One Last "Fuck You" For The Road

The Biden Administration Was The Best Democrat White House Of My Lifetime. It Still Sucked Shit Until The Very End.

Jan 3

December 2024

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