The Official Trump Administration Longevity Predictions (Part 2)
The When, Why, and How of Every Trump Cabinet Member's Eventual Firing
[Continuation of The Official Trump Administration Longevity Predictions - Part 1]
Pam Bondi
Nomination: Attorney General
When She Will Be Fired: Summer 2026
Why She Will Be Fired: Pam Bondi is like if a witch cursed someone to be the physical embodiment of the state of Florida. She looks like every single lady afflicted with Fox News Madness Face I ever saw in a random photo of Mar-A-Lago. She looks like she was cooked up by mad scientists in the back room of an unlicensed Orlando-area