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The Official Trump Administration Longevity Predictions (Part 2)
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The Official Trump Administration Longevity Predictions (Part 2)

The When, Why, and How of Every Trump Cabinet Member's Eventual Firing

Jan 23, 2025
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[Continuation of The Official Trump Administration Longevity Predictions - Part 1]

Pam Bondi

Nomination: Attorney General

When She Will Be Fired: Summer 2026

Why She Will Be Fired: Pam Bondi is like if a witch cursed someone to be the physical embodiment of the state of Florida. She looks like every single lady afflicted with Fox News Madness Face I ever saw in a random photo of Mar-A-Lago. She looks like she was cooked up by mad scientists in the back room of an unlicensed Orlando-area

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